I'm sorry, Anon, but I have to kill you. (2024)

Okay, I'll bite:
>Movies
1. Excalibur
2. Conan the Barbarian
3. Big Trouble in Little China
>Food
Big fricking bowl of Jambalaya
>Mode of Execution
Snu-snu ([pic rel)

>The Life Aquatic
>Starship Troopers
>Pig

>Eating the food they make in Pig

>A "firing squad" of Victoria Justice, Moner, and Jenny Ortega suffocate me to death with their naked bodies

Endless pot of coffee, endless potato and gravy, endless hot and spicy and orginal recipe.

>Films
1. Shawn of the Dead
2. Once Upon a Time in America
3. I'd ask them to download an hour-long goon pmv off the internet as my final send-off.

>Food
1. Ribeye Steak (blue very fatty) and french fries from Mcdonald's, served with mustard mayo.
2. New York Cheesecake with blanched peaches and cream.
3. Popcorn to snack if I'm not full (salty ofc frick out here with that sweet sh*t).
4. Orange Tic Tacs also (I won't elaborate).
5. Medical-grade oral oxycodone.

>Method
Put my unresponsive catatonic ass on a boat, push me along a beautiful river, and have archers shoot flaming arrows into my Viking funeral pyre. I will be awake however will not be able to feel the pain during my drugged up state, I want to hear Red Sea by Asobi Seksu playing during the ceremony.

Lawrence of Arabia,
Conan the Barbarian,
Mishima

Huge joint of beef with a pot of nettle tea

Death by gladiatorial combat

>Pulp Fiction
>Easy Rider
>The Goofy Movie

>Bacon cheese burger with extra mayo and fried onions
>Fried oysters with hush puppies
>Fettucine Alfredo with a medium rare salmon filet
>A fricking Gyro with chips cause WHY NOT?

>Firing squad

>big fish,bladerunner 2049,slacker
>steak, sprechers cherry cola, cheese curds, a small cesar salad, an assortment of gummys and chocolates
>shot into space with no space suit

>Blade Runner, Blade Runner 2049, The Big Lebowski as a final comfort viewing

>Mom's chicken casserole, Mom's mashed potatoes, Dad's salmon patties, Mom's peach cobbler, and an ice cold bottle of Smirnoff Ice

>Hanged as a thief

>Gardner walked voluntarily to his place of execution.[56] When asked if he had any last words, he responded, "I do not, no."[57]
Gardner was executed on the metal chair at the right side of this chamber in Utah State Prison. The two narrow rifle ports can be seen in the middle-left.[11]

Gardner was executed on June 18, 2010, at 12:15 a.m. Mountain Daylight Time[54] by a firing squad at Utah State Prison in Draper. He was placed in restraints on a black metal chair with a hood covering his head. Sandbags were arranged around him to absorb ricochets. The firing squad was made up of five anonymous volunteers who were certified police officers. The officers stood about 25 feet (7.6 m) from Gardner, aiming at a white target positioned over his heart. The firing squad's .30-caliber Winchester rifles were loaded with live ammunition except for one that contained a non-lethal wax bullet (see Blank Cartridge).[3] According to the Utah Department of Corrections, the squad used a countdown cadence beginning with five and simultaneously firing right before two.[56] His dark blue jumpsuit made it difficult to see the blood from his wounds.[48] A medical examiner removed Gardner's hood to reveal his lifeless face. After verifying Gardner's lack of pulse at the neck and pupillary light reflex, the medical examiner pronounced him dead at 12:17 a.m.[54] He was the first person to be executed by firing squad in the United States since the execution of John Albert Taylor 14 years earlier.[11] A commemorative coin was commissioned for prison staff who participated in the execution.[58] Gardner's friends and family gathered outside the prison at a candlelight vigil while playing "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.[59] They did not witness his execution, per his request. Some wore shirts with his prisoner number 14873.[56] His body was cremated and released to his daughter to be taken back to Idaho with family members.[55]

K I N O

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, so that everyone dies of boredom along with me.

>three movies to watch
Rocky, The Deer Hunter, and The Wind Rises
>Last meal
Porterhouse steak, shrimp scampi in linguine, sauteed asparagus in brown butter, raspberry creme brulee, and a little matcha mochi
>death
Heroin overdose

>three movies to watch

The Grand Budapest Hotel (Wes Anderson),
The Big Lebowski (Cohen Brothers),
The Sword in the Stone (Disney).

>A last meal comprised of 1 - 5 dishes

Steak and ale pie with chips (proper chips thick cut and made with beef dripping), banoffee pie and cheese board. Rum and Bovril as the main drink followed by a cup of Tetley tea.

>The method of execution

Long drop hanging. It is the quickest and most reliable method of execution, even quicker than guillotine.

>the passion of the christ
>the league of extraordinary gentlemen
The last movie I remember enjoying was a movie called "Underdog" as a kid. It's about a talking dog who gets superpowers. Maybe that.
There's another sh*tty movie I remember watching as a kid called "Solo" it's about a robot that gets sent into a village to do something I don't remember what. Probably genocide them or something but ends up learning friendship from a boy and protecting them. It was pure kino.
Or maybe short circuit. I loved short circuit

>the burgers my mom made
>the greasy french fries I always bought at the garage in college
>that one dish my mom made
>that one cinnamon thing
>large Mcdonalds shake. Vanilla

>slow morphine od while I am flying in a helicopter at night over the ocean while Hawaii part 2 plays

>Heat, Carlito's way, Casino
>big ass tray of baked ziti with sausage and a slice of pumpkin pie
>guillotine

>thief, the fifth element, dunston checks in
>usda prime marbled porterhouse with garlic brussel sprouts, sweet tea with ayahuasca
>attach a hose directly to victoria justice's colon after she eats the brussel sprouts and put the mask over my face